CrappyBird, a drunk filthy pigeon with a bottle of Bird Helper

CRAPPYBIRD

$CRAP
FLY HIGH. SHIT HARD. CRASH UGLY.
The drunkest bird on the blockchain.

Help the world's most irresponsible bird stay in the air long enough to completely ruin somebody's evening.

PLAY CRASH GAMEBUY $CRAP
LIVE NOWBOARDING — FLIGHT IN 0
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PLAY CRAPPY BIRD

Buy in before takeoff, cash out before he crashes, talk crap in the Trollbox, everyone bets on the same drunk bird.

ENTER THE ARCADEA new flight every few seconds. Real $CRAP — provably fair, and you can lose it.

TOKEN INFO

THE WORST TOKEN WITH THE BEST BIRD
*** DIVE BAR TAB — UNPAID ***
Token:CRAPPYBIRD
Ticker:$CRAP
Chain:Robinhood Chain
Total Supply:1,000,000
Bankroll:…
Contract:COMING SOON
BUY $CRAP
DEPLOYED ON
ROBINHOOD CHAIN

No promises. No dignity. No responsible decisions. Just a drunk bird, a crash game, and a community trying to keep him airborne.

CRAPPYBIRD RAP SHEET

CITY OF GUTTERVILLE — BOOKING RECORD
  • ✗ Flying while intoxicated
  • ✗ Public defecation
  • ✗ Destruction of windshields
  • ✗ Resisting animal control
  • ✗ Possession of warm beer
  • ✗ Operating without a roadmap
  • ✗ Reckless token deployment
  • ✗ Assault with a tactical turd
CrappyBird mugshot holding a booking board
CRAPPYBIRD
06-09-2026
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