THE ARCADE OPENS AT LAUNCH
One bird, one flight, everyone's credits — cash out before he crashes. The multiplier is provably fair and you can check every round yourself.
$CRAPisn't deployed yet. There's no contract to buy, and anyone offering you one is lying.
HOW TO PLAY
1LOAD THE BIRD
Deposit the token, then stake 100–1000 $CRAP on the flight.
2LET HIM FLY
The multiplier rises while CrappyBird gets drunker and more unstable.
3CASH OUT
Exit before he crashes, blacks out, or gets arrested.
THE LONGER HE FLIES, THE WORSE HIS DECISIONS BECOME.
TOKEN INFO
THE WORST TOKEN WITH THE BEST BIRD
*** DIVE BAR TAB — UNPAID ***
Token:CRAPPYBIRD
Ticker:$CRAP
Chain:Robinhood Chain
Total Supply:1,000,000,000
Contract:COMING SOON
DEPLOYED ON
ROBINHOOD CHAIN
ROBINHOOD CHAIN
No promises. No dignity. No responsible decisions. Just a drunk bird, a crash game, and a community trying to keep him airborne.
CRAPPYBIRD RAP SHEET
CITY OF GUTTERVILLE — BOOKING RECORD
- ✗ Flying while intoxicated
- ✗ Public defecation
- ✗ Destruction of windshields
- ✗ Resisting animal control
- ✗ Possession of warm beer
- ✗ Operating without a roadmap
- ✗ Reckless token deployment
- ✗ Assault with a tactical turd
CRAPPYBIRD
06-09-2026
PUBLIC NUISANCE
06-09-2026
PUBLIC NUISANCE
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